Good morning to me!

Welllll here's how our morning started. Jack woke me up and Jonah was still asleep . I figured I had time for a shower so I sat him on our bed with his "The Monster at the End of This Book" book on the iPad. I was in the shower for literally 6 minutes. When I got out of the shower Jack had busted open Jonah's door, threw all of Jonah's toys and the crib and some of his own. He went downstairs, got the milk out of the fridge and poured it all over the kitchen floor while trying to get it in his cup (which still had the lid on). Duke (our beagle puppy) peed in a steady line all the way up the stairs. And I only got out of the shower when I did because I heard a "kerplunk" followed by "doooo, pee on pah-yee" and opened the curtain to see duke flailing in the toilet. I kid you not. I could not make this shit up.